My dog tells me on a regular basis that he would have preferred being adopted by a family with a mom, dad and at least two kids. The more hands to massage him the better. The more hands to throw balls to fetch, the better.  The more humans to sneak him treats, the better.

Instead, he got saddled with an older lady who calls herself a Feng Shui master. He watches me closely in the office and has told me that what I do is really not that difficult. He’s decided to apprentice as the very first Canine Feng Shui practitioner, so that he can buy his own treats, and LOTS of them.  It was enlightening to see how he views a floor plan, somewhat different from how humans think.

I helped him write down the names he has for various areas of a house.

 

Author: Kartar Diamond

Company: Feng Shui Solutions (R)