Motivated with the post from Radu, here it is:
1. Instead of: He is a liar
According to: Beware in all Judgments, when the Significator of the question is either Combust, or in Opposition to the Sun, he will then signifie nothing of the matter, no good, nor is be able to bring anything to perfection.
More adequate:
– He is not in a position to do…
– Not totally honest…
– Suspect his honesty…
– Be careful…
2. Instead of: He is lying
According to: Planets in fall are uncomfortable and weak, having much less power to assert their own identity
And:
One Infortune joyned to another, if good be signified by their aspect, yet will it have no effect, or come to any thing: If they signifie evill, it’s probably that it may fall out with more malice then expected.
More adequate:
– He is not in a position to do…
– Not totally honest…
– Suspect his honesty…
– Be careful
– In conj. with a malefic…
– Under the influence of an evil planet…
3. Instead of: Bad person
According to: Beware in all Judgments, when the Significator of the question is either Combust, or in Opposition to the Sun, he will then signifie nothing of the matter, no good, nor is be able to bring anything to perfection.
Planets in fall are uncomfortable and weak, having much less power to assert their own identity
And:
One Infortune joyned to another, if good be signified by their aspect, yet will it have no effect, or come to any thing: If they signifie evill, it’s probably that it may fall out with more malice then expected.
More adequate:
– Not in a position to perform any good
– Under the influence of an evil planet…
4. Instead of: Jerk
According to: All the above
More adequate: All the above
Instead of: Weak character
According to: All the above
More adequate:
– A planet in fall / combust is not in a position to act with strength
– + all above
5. Instead of: Leave him
According to:
In every Question where Fortunes are Significators, hope well; but in Infortunes, then fear the worst, and accordingly order your business.
More adequate:
– Consider if staying with this person is in your best interest
– Since infortunes are significators, act accordingly and try to avoid emotional / personal / financial damage
6. Instead of: You will loose your dignity
According to:
The Application of the Moon to a Planet in his Fall, signifies anguish, trouble and delayes in the thing demanded.
More adequate:
– Be careful about your dignity…
– Pride
– Self-respect
– Integrity
– Your self respect is in danger
7. Instead of: Discard… it / him / that
According to:
We ought wairly to consider if evill Planets be Significators in any thing, for if they predict evill in the thing questited, the vengence is more heavy; if they foretell of any good, it’s lesse then what it expected, it’s imperfect, and nothing therein comes, without infinite solicitation and affliction, &c.
More adequate:
It would be better for you / the planet is indicating that… / the quality of his character or the situation will not bring you good
8. Instead of: you go to an orthopedic surgeon.
According to: – Your Diploma in Medicine…?
More adequate:
– Consider receiving an advice from a professional in that area…
– Astrology is not almighty science…
– Or no comment at all
9. Instead of: stop fooling around with astrology
According to:
– Strength to hold back Mars Uranus energy…
– Strength to hold back Mercury Uranus aspect…
More adequate:
– Astrology is not almighty science…
– This issue is overcoming the ability of astrology to explain it…
– And less adequate:
If we are fooling around with astrology than what are you doing in here fooling around with us?
10. Instead of: …tell the person I’m messing with which post I deleted.
According to:
Any positive Mercury Venus aspect in your natal…
Any positive Venus Moon aspect in your natal…
Common sense…
More adequate:
– Tell the person I am having a conversation with…
– Announce to the forum member that…
– Inform my co-member…
– Cyber sex is not allowed in here
11. Instead of: How dare you?
According to:
Any positive Mercury Venus aspect in your natal…
Any positive Venus Moon aspect in your natal…
More adequate:
– It would be nice of you
– Can you please…
– Try to fulfill my request…
– For the benefit of the conversation…
– For the benefit of the forum integrity…
– According to forum rules…
11a. Instead of: How dare you?
According to:
Common sense
Logic
Brain
More adequate:
– Please concentrate on astrology matters…
– Be so kind and express yourself in more appropriate way…
– People actually have feelings…
12. Instead of: Does anyone else notice the drama-meter going up so high that it cracked?
According to:
Our Neptune aspects
Our Sun sign (read Pisces and Sagittarius for absence)
Our MC conjunctions meaning career matters to look after…
Our Moon aspects making us “soft“
More adequate:
– You are not noticing the drama going on
– You are not a holder of the drama – meter
– Some of you are earth signs and as follows very practical so you don’t look up
– (For Sagittarians only) You are so busy chasing… (anything – targets, goals, love of our life, the meaning of our life…) and you are not noticing the drama going on in here (or busy flirting…)
13. Instead of:
The “moderators” on this forum are such control-freaks. I think the reason for your complete tyranny is your own lives. You people probably have nothing to do all day and are scorned by every “real life person” you meet outside of the computer. You lack self-control, so you go online and apply your own control over anyone you can possibly blanket it over. That’s sad. Maybe you should all group up into a nice crowd and seek psychological help together. Like, I don’t know, a type of AA meeting for out of control people who sit on the computer all day and lack social contact in the outside world.
And ****, do you really think I can’t see you being passive-agressive? Oh PLEASE
According to:
Common sense
Logic
Brain
More adequate:
– No comment
14. Instead of: Lurker
According to:
Common sense
Logic
Brain
More adequate:
– Please try to put some effort
– According to Forum rules, we should all give our own astrological interpretation
– It would be preferred to give your explanation instead of a comment on somebody else’s
15. Instead of: Spectator
According to:
Common sense
Logic
Brain
More adequate:
– Feel free to join any time (sounds very Sagittarian but if you have any better suggestion – feel free to join… J
– Contribute with your opinion to our beautiful society
– Enlighten us with your astrological knowledge
16. Instead of:
You remind me of a German courtesan
According to:
Uranus aspect…?!?!
More adequate:
– Your (well placedL) Uranus gives you a certain sexapil that comes out true your avatar…
– Since we have never met, reading your posts I have made a conclusion that you are a sexy person
17. Instead of:
You are not a man, gentleman, civilized person, the bigger the king lover the smaller the ego, a hobby of mine is to have king lovers with small ego on their knees…
According to:
Trine between Moon and Venus
Pisces AC for more emotion
More adequate:
– Please choose your words
– This is a public forum
– It is not a way to talk to a lady…
The “general message“ is to choose our words, to speek in a civilized and polite way and to make this Forum a friendly and beautiful place.
Also, never to answer in an absolute way – there are stars falling and maybe some of them are lucky and will affect any “chalenging aspect“ or transit. I am already making a wish… 
[deleted overly sexual reference as it is against forum rules – Moderator]
